New Year Survivor Tee
I Survived 2026 (Badge)
You made it. A gold achievement badge marking the end of the year that tested everyone.
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Survivor Trophy Tee
I Survived 2026 (Trophy)
Nobody's handing out trophies for 2026, so we made our own: a battered gold trophy with a bandage on it, because surviving this year deserves official recognition.
from $24.99 · S to 5XL · 8 colors · tees & long sleeves
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Designed by Alex & Max
The details
The shirt
Soft, true-to-size unisex cotton tee, also available as a long sleeve for colder weather. 8 colors, sizes S to 3XL, with XS, 4XL and 5XL in select colors.
Printing
Printed on demand when you order. The trophy artwork was created with the assistance of AI image tools, then finished for printing.
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